…Or, All Is Quiet On The Windsor Front
Let’s face it - nothing truly exciting is happening in the world of the Windsors.
People want an engagement between William and Kate and the subsequent wedding extravaganza that comes with it - yet nothing happens. The trickle of gossip that was left about Diana has completely dried up, and Philip hasn’t made any ‘charged’ comments of late. Maybe the Queen could do something fabulously outrageous, like throw a cameraman out the window because her tiara’s too tight. Something… anything!
Instead, we have Sarah Ferguson’s address (almost) made public, and the knowledge that one of the Queen’s footmen is a secret part-time wrestler. Get the smelling salts!
Meanwhile, Denmark’s Prince Frederik and Princess Mary are evacuated from Bangkok, Thailand after violent protests against the government began to shut down the country. The crown prince and princess had been on a four-day tour of the city to celebrate the 150th anniversary of establishing diplomatic relations between Denmark and Thailand. Now, they depart amid a flurry of protests and explosions. James Bond was about to drop in any moment because of all the excitement.
So maybe it’s just a slow news period for Britain’s royals. Maybe someone should stir things up by changing their name to “Banana Fajita” Windsor…
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theage.com.au:
The daughter of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark and Australian-born Crown Princess Mary has been named Isabella.
The Danish royal family’s official website said the princess had been christened Isabella Henrietta Ingrid Margrethe.
Her Royal Highness Crown Princess Mary gave birth to a healthy daughter at Rigshospitalet in Copenhagen, Denmark today.
HRH Crown Prince Frederik was by his wife’s side when she gave birth to the 3350 gr., 50 cm. baby, whose name has not yet been released.