God Save The Queen (from this).

Comments are closed for this article at the Huffington Post, so I wanted to discuss it here.

Princess Beatrice Hires Emma Watson’s Stylist At Rate Of $2,400 A Day

Far be it for me to criticize someone attempting to look classy.

Princess Beatrice of York took a lot of flack for her horrid hat (of royal wedding day fame). Needless to say, she’s toned it down a bit since then. Apparently the torrent of criticism over her chapeau faux pas has caused Bea to distrust her own fashion instincts, so she hired a stylist.

Of course, it is not just any stylist. Yes, rather than check out the cute style combos on a site like Polyvore for herself, Bea has hired celebrity stylist Charlie Anderson to put her together. Anderson is the former fashion director for Tatler UK and is said to charge $2,400 per diem for his services.

Royals are supposed to look nice, but $2,400 per day is a little extreme, especially when Beatrice is not planning on making royal duties a priority any time soon. So really, all the she needs to do is have a basic knowledge of color theory and perhaps an assistant to give her a once-over before she leaves the house (and I still strictly maintain that Polyvore is a girl’s best friend).

Relax Bea. We like you for you, don’t feel the need to go over-the-top. Just don’t wear hats that could scare an ox.

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Princess Bea put on her mortarboard bonnet today and said farewell to Goldsmiths College.

The Queen’s eldest York granddaughter graduated with a 2:1 degree in history. The Duke of York and his ex-wife, Sarah, watched proudly as Beatrice entered the next phase of her life.

Congratulations to Princess Beatrice!

The system of monarchy will never die, but some royals are treading dangerously close to extinction.

Without your title and dynasty, you’re Victoria Beckham and you rely on the pages of Hello! magazine for your publicity. Some royals, unfortunately, don’t seem to mind that eventuality.

Princes William and Harry and their cousin Princess Beatrice seem content to live a socialite’s life with scads of money, but want none of the responsibility that comes with being royal. Hence Beatrice’s casual request, “Just call me plain Beatrice” when referred to as Her Royal Highness. God forbid you’re associated with an institution or idea that puts country before self…
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I would just like to know who leaves their BMW parked outside a shop with the keys in the ignition? That’s like asking for trouble.

“Excuse me, Trouble, I’m wondering if you’d like to take my car for a ride?”

“Certainly, my friend, but I can’t promise it will come back.”

“That’s ok. Just have fun!”

I mean, honestly. Like mother, like daughter. Be a bit more careful with these types of items, please!