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Princess Bea put on her mortarboard bonnet today and said farewell to Goldsmiths College.

The Queen’s eldest York granddaughter graduated with a 2:1 degree in history. The Duke of York and his ex-wife, Sarah, watched proudly as Beatrice entered the next phase of her life.

Congratulations to Princess Beatrice!

The system of monarchy will never die, but some royals are treading dangerously close to extinction.

Without your title and dynasty, you’re Victoria Beckham and you rely on the pages of Hello! magazine for your publicity. Some royals, unfortunately, don’t seem to mind that eventuality.

Princes William and Harry and their cousin Princess Beatrice seem content to live a socialite’s life with scads of money, but want none of the responsibility that comes with being royal. Hence Beatrice’s casual request, “Just call me plain Beatrice” when referred to as Her Royal Highness. God forbid you’re associated with an institution or idea that puts country before self…
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I would just like to know who leaves their BMW parked outside a shop with the keys in the ignition? That’s like asking for trouble.

“Excuse me, Trouble, I’m wondering if you’d like to take my car for a ride?”

“Certainly, my friend, but I can’t promise it will come back.”

“That’s ok. Just have fun!”

I mean, honestly. Like mother, like daughter. Be a bit more careful with these types of items, please!