I would just like to know who leaves their BMW parked outside a shop with the keys in the ignition? That’s like asking for trouble.

“Excuse me, Trouble, I’m wondering if you’d like to take my car for a ride?”

“Certainly, my friend, but I can’t promise it will come back.”

“That’s ok. Just have fun!”

I mean, honestly. Like mother, like daughter. Be a bit more careful with these types of items, please!

Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, is said to be devastated at the loss of her laptop computer, taken during a burglary at a studio in Hertfordshire.

It was not just an expensive piece of equipment, but it also contained a number of precious family photographs.

This is not the only hiccup in “Fergie’s” personal affairs of late. Only a couple of weeks ago, the Duchess’ private address was found by the buyer of her used car.

Buyer Steven Coulson was stunned to discover police had accidentally sold the Jaguar XJ6 with its satellite navigation system still installed. The Duchess’ address, as well as the addresses of other royal homes, was readily available. D’oh!

Monsters & Critics: Royal Watch